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There's number 5.

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He's moving through between horses.

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Number 6 is under a very hard...

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Number 4 breaks into the inside...

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...he's shooting on through.

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Number 1 on the inside

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pokes a nose in front...

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He's clean.

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So...

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Why are you here? Hmm?

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There was a time.

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4:35.

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You misunderstood.

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I wasn't asking for the time.

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I was just saying there was a time.

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- There was a time?
- Mm-hmm.

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Take Brown Sugar back there,
for example.

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She's pretty fucking foxy, right?

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She's 70.

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If she's a day.

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But there was a time.

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I don't follow.

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The name's Smith.
I'm from out of town.

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- Listen, Mr. Smith--
- Just Smith.

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The reason I'm in town,
in case you're wondering,

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is because of a Kansas City Shuffle.

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What's a Kansas City Shuffle?

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Kansas City Shuffle is when
everybody looks right and you go left.

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Never heard of it.

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It's not something people hear about.

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Falls on deaf ears, mostly.

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But this particular one's
been over 20 years in the making.

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Twenty years, huh?

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No small matter.

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Requires a lot of planning.

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Involves a lot of people.

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People connected
only by the slightest of events...

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...like whispers in the night...

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...in that place that never forgets,

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even when those people do.

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It all starts with a horse.

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It's what they called back then
a drugstore handicap.

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A guy wants what the fella calls
"a sure thing,"

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so he schemes to make it so.

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He calls in The Doc,

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a nobbler from Antwerp, known
for his savvy, but not for his discretion.

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Fuck me, baby.
Fuck me, baby. Come on, baby.

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The same could be said
for Doc's jelly on the side-- Gloria.

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- Oh, God.
- Almost there. Almost--

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Hey, which horse did you say
it was again, baby?

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Which brings us to Abe,

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because Gloria was too much jelly
for one outfit.

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Hey, baby.
Is your wife around?

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- What do you want?
- Who is it, Abe?

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Uh... Seymour.

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Sure.

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Tell that bitch to open her eyes.
Maybe then she'd see more.

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Seymour says hello!

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What are you doing
calling me here?

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Christmas came early this year, baby.

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I got a present for you.

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Remember my friend Doc?

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Now, Abe wasn't a nosy fella,
but he had a nose.

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And right below his nose was his mouth.

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- Do you remember Gloria the hooker?
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc
who's got a line on a doped-up racehorse.

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The fix is in at Aqueduct.
7 horse, tenth race.

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- Doped up?
- Yeah.

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And then there was this joker
who had ears...

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Keep it under your hat, huh?

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Let's get back.

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...and who looked
like he could be somebody's uncle.

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Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?

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Okay, who's your second favorite uncle?

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Just pay attention.
I got something here.

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And before you know it,

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folks are getting a big dose
of the gimmies,

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and men start talking their hats off,

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and that Manischewitz Grapevine Wine
spills in your ear

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and tells you you got a sure thing,

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and what's worse is,
you start to believe it.

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At least that's how it went with Old Max,

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who wasn't so much old
as he was tired.

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Tired of being a dog without a day.

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Tired of waking up and finding
that his dreams were only dreams.

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We're leavin'.

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But mostly, Max was tired
of not having a front lawn.

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Make sure he doesn't come home late.

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I will.

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I was talking to your son.

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- You think that's funny, do you?
- Uh-huh.

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Bye, Mom.

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Yeah. Bye, Mom.

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Love you.

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All right, if your ma asks,
where were we today?

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Shea Stadium.

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- To see?
- Mets-Phillies.

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Good man.
Give me the postgame.

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Stalium gave up six runs
in the first five innings.

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Ed Kranepool hit a line drive
down right field,

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but it hit the wall, fouled by a foot.

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Jesse Gonder hit a groundball
in the hole between first and second,

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but the guy's so slow,

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that second baseman Tony Taylor
tagged him out at first.

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Did you get all that from the radio?

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Mm-hmm.

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You're good.

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Okay, I'll be right back.

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No, no, no, no.
You gotta stay in the car.

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Why?

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Because they don't let little boys
inside the track.

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Saul's dad takes him to the track.

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Yeah, well, Saul's dad
is a degenerate gambler.

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And if you're the son
of a degenerate gambler,

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they let you in.

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It's economically viable.

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Are you gonna be
a degenerate gambler?

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Hey. You know better than that.

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Your old man's smart.
He only plays a sure thing.

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Look, this money's
gonna get you through Harvard,

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and you're gonna be a doctor.

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But until then, you gotta stay in the car.

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Hey.

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Next weekend,
you and me go to a ballgame.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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- Love you, kiddo.
- Love you, too, Dad.

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Wait-- watch.
Watch, watch, watch.

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Almost forgot.

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Fifteen minutes.
Start counting.

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Our next race
at Aqueduct is the tenth race.

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It's at a distance of one furlong.

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Come on, come on.

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Come on, come on.

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The final turn,

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and number 7 has moved
to the fifth position on the outside.

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Number 2 takes the lead.

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Come on, come on.

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Number 1 is at the rail,

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and number 7 is beginning
to pick up the pace on the outside.

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Yes!

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Yes! Come on, baby! Come on!

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Go! Let's go!

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- And number 7 takes the lead!
- Yes, yes!

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Come on, come on!

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Yeah!

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Number 7 has fallen!

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And number 1 goes on
and takes the lead to win it.

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Max woke up to find that
his dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.

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I wanna place a bet.

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- How much?
- Twenty large.

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Oh, you must feel real lucky.

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I'll take your bet.

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And lay it off.

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I got a bookie's bookie.

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I'll give you 2 to 1 on the horse.

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Racing form says 9 to 1.

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So you go to the ticket window
with your 20 grand in hand

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and you get 9 to 1
if the spread sticks.

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You come in here with your pockets
turned out, you get 2 to 1.

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The juice is ten.

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That means if you lose,
you're all in for 22 grand.

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Twenty for the bet, two for the juice.

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Can you pay these moneys?

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Huh? Can you?

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Yeah.

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Just to be clear, if you lose...

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...you're gonna owe a lot of money

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to the kind of men you do not want to owe
the smallest amount of money to.

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Henry!

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Henry!

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Henry!

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Henry!

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- Hey, buddy.
- What?

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- Got a light?
- No.

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Henry!

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In that case, how about the 20 Gs
you just blew on the 7 horse?

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- What have you done with my son?
- He's on his way home.

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Just like you.

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Where am I?

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Roth. He'll tell you everything.

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I swear.

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He already has.

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Please.

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I have a family!

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Please.

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Please!

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Where's my boy?

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Henry!

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Where are they?

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Aah!

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Henry!

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Aah!

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Fuck.

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Shit.

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Jesus.

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Fuck shit Jesus is right.

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I don't understand.
Why did they kill Max's family?

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New outfit in town.

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They didn't want somebody else
betting on a fixed horserace with them.

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They're trying to make an impression.

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That's a fuckin' story, man.

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Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest in Monte Carlo

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and came in third.

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Now, that's a story.

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This... this is something else.

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- So that's a Kansas City Shuffle?
- No.

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It's just the inciting incident.

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The catalyst.

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This is a Kansas City Shuffle.

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They look right...

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...and you...

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go left.

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00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,320
Sorry about that, son.

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00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,890
Sometimes there's more to life
than just living.

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Besides, you can't have
a Kansas City Shuffle without a body.

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- He's down!
- Get the roof!

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Up there!

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I'm coming.

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Coming.

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00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,480
Well, it took you long enough.

222
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,090
You're not Nick.

223
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,600
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be.

224
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,760
Well, I'm short for my height.

225
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,560
See, that makes sense

226
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because I can usually tell
how tall someone is by their knock.

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You have a deceptively tall knock.
Congratulations.

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So it's a good thing.

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00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,210
I don't know. I open the door expecting
you to be up here, you're down there.

230
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,980
That combined with
a low center of gravity, forget about it.

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00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:47,540
Who are you?

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00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,150
I'm Slevin.

233
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,350
And what happened to your nose?

234
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,830
I was using it to break some guy's fist.

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- Somebody hit you?
- Yeah.

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00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,070
I was kinda
expecting it, though.

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You were kinda expecting it?

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00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,570
Well, they say
bad things happen in threes.

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First I lost my job.

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Then I come home to find that my
apartment building had been condemned

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due to a hybrid breed
of Ecuadorian super termites.

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00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,070
So I went to my girlfriend Kelly's.

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I had a key so I let myself in.

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Hey, don't stop on my account.

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00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,190
Oh, shit.

246
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:37,930
Slevin.

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00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,970
It was an accident.

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00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,600
What, like he tripped and you fell?

249
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,340
Slevin,
do you know what time it is?

250
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,440
Yeah. I'm at the airport.
Are you sure you want me to come out?

251
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,210
Yeah. Just think,
two weeks in New York

252
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and the only Kelly you'll remember is
the Kelly who gave you your first handjob

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on the bus on the way up
to summer camp.

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Kelly Perkins. She told me her hands
were dry and that she needed--

255
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:05,330
Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys.
That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.

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00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,130
Just call me when you land, all right?

257
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,500
Yeah.

258
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:21,010
Yeah. So I just got into town, Nick.
I'm on my way over to your place.

259
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,610
Say, man, you got the time?

260
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,640
Yeah, man. It's... 7:23.

261
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,450
- So you're probably still asleep.
- Yo, yo, yo.

262
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,390
- Anyway, I'll be over in a second, okay?
- You got a smoke?

263
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,520
I don't smoke, man.

264
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,420
Then why don't you just go ahead
and give me your wallet

265
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,460
and then I'll buy my own smokes?

266
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,350
Am I being mugged?

267
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,960
And so here I am.

268
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,800
You said three.

269
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,070
- What?
- You said bad things happen in threes.

270
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,670
You lost your job,
your apartment building was condemned,

271
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,040
Kelly was cheating on you,
and you got mugged.

272
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,170
That makes four.

273
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,150
When you're on a roll,
you're on a roll.

274
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,210
Interesting.

275
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,980
Although I would add not-the-ever-so-clever
holdup man that one hears so much about.

276
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,350
Well, he did break my nose.

277
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,410
- But overlooked your suitcase.
- It's heavy.

278
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,620
Maybe he thought it wouldn't make
for a very speedy getaway.

279
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,750
True, but then
there's the matter of your watch.

280
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:09,820
Pretty fancy.

281
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,830
- It's a fake.
- But he didn't know that.

282
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:12,920
Maybe he didn't see it.

283
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,760
Of course he saw it.
He asked you for the time.

284
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,460
You say this is your third mugging?

285
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,600
I'm a... I travel a lot.

286
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:19,970
Where's Nick?

287
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,670
I don't know.
He was supposed to meet me here.

288
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,900
He never showed up.

289
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,970
- How'd you get in?
- Door was open.

290
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,610
- Door was open?
- Yeah.

291
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,950
- Open or unlocked?
- I don't remember.

292
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,450
But you said open.

293
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,610
Could've been.
Hey, what was your name again?

294
00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:36,490
Lindsey.
I live across the hall.

295
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,150
I came over to borrow
a cup of sugar.

296
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,210
Where's your cup?

297
00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:40,850
I said I came over
to borrow a cup of sugar.

298
00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,900
If I'd brought a cup, then I would've
said I came over to borrow sugar.

299
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,690
Touché.

300
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,820
Maybe that's Nick.
It's right there.

301
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,190
Hello.

302
00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:52,060
Hello.

303
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,700
They hung up.

304
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,270
Ooh, I have an idea.

305
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,280
Have you used the phone
at all since you've been here?

306
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:00,610
Not except for that.

307
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,380
Sorry. Wrong number.

308
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:06,180
That was the Hotel Cheval.

309
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,150
What are you doing?

310
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,990
We know who he called.
Now we find out who called him.

311
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,320
Columbo says
that there are three things--

312
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,590
Columbo?

313
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,190
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective

314
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,130
- played by Peter Falk--
- I know who Columbo is.

315
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,690
According to Columbo, there are
three things to look for at a crime scene.

316
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,290
What's there now
that wasn't there before,

317
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:24,700
what was there before that isn't there now,
and what's been moved.

318
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,710
- Is this a crime scene?
- I think Nick's in trouble.

319
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,940
Hello. Sorry. Wrong number.

320
00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:32,600
That was the Hotel Cheval again.

321
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:34,910
So what? He called a hotel,
a hotel called him back.

322
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,040
It makes sense.

323
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,580
So maybe it's a clue.

324
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,180
A clue to what?

325
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,620
Maybe it's a clue
to what happened to Nick.

326
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,020
We don't know
anything happened to Nick.

327
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,420
We don't know
that anything didn't happen to Nick.

328
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:46,550
He said he was gonna meet you.
You're here, he's not, the door was open.

329
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:48,030
And bad things happen wherever you--

330
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,090
Shit! I gotta stop by work.

331
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,320
It's just for a couple hours.

332
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,090
Um, I'll come back, and then
we can start the investigation.

333
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,060
The investigation?

334
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:57,600
Uh-huh. It'll be fun.

335
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:58,660
Okay.

336
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:02,770
I totally forgot--

337
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,450
Yeah.

338
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,070
Sorry.

339
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,810
May I borrow a cup of sugar?

340
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,940
What?

341
00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:15,820
I never gave it much thought
until I put up a fresh pot of coffee.

342
00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:18,760
I was on my way to the store
and I thought, "Nick-- he'd have sugar."

343
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,390
You tell me your story,
I leave, sugarless.

344
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,620
I come back in,
you put your penis on exhibition,

345
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,330
and although my coffee's
probably gone bad by now,

346
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,730
I insist on following through.

347
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,100
It's like something
from a Norman Rockwell painting.

348
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:31,400
What, my penis?

349
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:34,000
No.
No! The sugar.

350
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:36,740
Neighbors borrowing sugar
from one another.

351
00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:39,470
It's very Andy Griffith.

352
00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:40,640
Yeah.

353
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,150
That's Andy Griffith.

354
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,650
The penis thing is not very Mayberry.

355
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,340
No.

356
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,550
Thanks for the sugar, sugar.

357
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,290
I wanted to
try and catch the next show.

358
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:00,990
I don't go on again till 8:00.

359
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,230
Okay.

360
00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:18,180
It's not nearly 8:00 yet.

361
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,110
The Boss wants to see you.

362
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,310
Who?

363
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:23,450
The Boss.

364
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,020
- Who's The Boss?
- The guy we work for.

365
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,390
Jesus.

366
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,760
Yo, man, sit your punk ass down!

367
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:35,960
I'm not the guy you're lookin' for.
I don't live here.

368
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,030
Yeah, well, you look like the guy
that lives here.

369
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,570
Then you don't know
what the guy that lives here looks like.

370
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,340
What he means to say
is you look like you live here.

371
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,900
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.

372
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:46,410
Well, yeah,
I look like I live here, but I don't.

373
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,610
I'm just visiting.
I just got in this morning.

374
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,520
The cat I'm lookin' for,
his name is, uh...

375
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,710
- His name is Nick, man.
- Nick.

376
00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:57,880
The cat's name is Nick. Now...

377
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,080
...who are you?

378
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,590
I'm Slevin.

379
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,090
You got some ID?

380
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,000
See, the funny thing about that
is that I got mugged this morning--

381
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:13,660
Hey, look! Look, look.

382
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,940
Tell it to the one-legged man.

383
00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:18,500
So he can bump it off down the road.

384
00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:28,760
- Hey, listen, mu'fucka!
- Yo, I got this.

385
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,120
- I got this, Elvis.
- Slow-- slow your roll.

386
00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:32,420
- I got this.
- Slow your roll, man.

387
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,790
Just let me.
Just let me, all right?

388
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,790
Mu'fucka,

389
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:39,660
all I know is The Boss
slides me this here address,

390
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,760
and he says, "Sloe"--that's him--

391
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,700
"Elvis"--that's me--

392
00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:46,400
"bring me the cat who resides
at this here address."

393
00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:50,600
Now, he told me that today.
You just so happen to be here today.

394
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,010
So I guess you the cat
I'm supposed to pick up...

395
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,800
...today.

396
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,540
But I'm not Nick.

397
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:59,380
Yeah, well, unfortunately for you,

398
00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:02,750
you're not the first cat to tell me
you wasn't the guy I was looking for.

399
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:05,380
You can ask Lindsey.
She lives across the hall.

400
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,260
- She's the woman who lives--
- Wait, hold on, hold on.

401
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,960
Man, I ain't asking nobody nothin'!

402
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,460
Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent,
whatever the fuck your name is.

403
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:14,630
The Virgin Mary herself could come
waltzin' up in here with her fine ass,

404
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,070
titties hanging out and everything,

405
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:18,470
and if she told me
your name was Jesus Christ,

406
00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,230
I still gotta take you to see The Boss.

407
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,330
You know why?

408
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:22,500
No.

409
00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:24,640
Orders.

410
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:27,010
Now, you do know what orders is, right?

411
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,210
- I think I got the concept.
- Orders is orders.

412
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,780
So I guess no one ever taught you
not to use the word you're defining

413
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,220
in the definition.

414
00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:41,120
Say somethin' else!

415
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,030
I will break your motherfuckin' nose.
I ain't playin' with you.

416
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,060
My nose is already broken.

417
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,030
- Can I just say one more thing?
- What?!

418
00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:58,370
Can you turn the heat up in here,
'cause it's really cold?

419
00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:00,840
Yeah.

420
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:05,320
Y-y-you should've thought about that
before you started in with all the lip.

421
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,910
Yeah.

422
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,390
It's cold out there.

423
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,900
Let's hurry it up, man.

424
00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:07,110
Yo, grab his ass.

425
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,080
The Boss is
right up there, chump.

426
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:39,610
Well, listen, your boys Elvis and Sloe
picked up the wrong guy.

427
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,750
- I'm not Nick Fish--
- Mr. Fisher.

428
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:47,450
Are you familiar
with The Shmoo, Mr. Fisher?

429
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,250
Comic strip I liked as a boy.

430
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:53,650
The Shmoo was
a loveable creature, really.

431
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,750
Laid eggs,

432
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,420
gave milk...

433
00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:02,800
...and died of sheer ecstasy
when looked at with hunger.

434
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,140
The Shmoo loved to be eaten.

435
00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:08,570
It could taste like any food you desire.

436
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:14,150
Shmoo hide cut thin
made fine leather.

437
00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:18,380
Even Shmoo whiskers
made excellent toothpicks.

438
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:23,620
In essence, The Shmoo supplied
all of the world's wants.

439
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:27,250
I only bring up the case of The Shmoo
because of its relevance to you

440
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:28,790
and the reason
you were brought here.

441
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,260
I'm sorry.
Who are you?

442
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:31,850
I'm The Boss.

443
00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:33,800
I thought he was The Boss.

444
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,620
Why?

445
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,000
Do we look alike?

446
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:41,840
So, Mr. Fisher,

447
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,340
you were gonna tell me something?

448
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,800
I don't know.
You brought me here.

449
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,870
Yes, I did,

450
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:49,350
but back when you thought I was him.

451
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,040
I never thought you were him,
I thought he was you.

452
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,850
And I was trying to tell him-- you--
that they picked up the wrong guy.

453
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,150
The wrong guy for what?

454
00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,380
Whatever it is
you wanted to see me about.

455
00:29:58,460 --> 00:29:59,520
Do you know
what I want to see you about?

456
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:00,580
No.

457
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,190
Then how do you know
I have the wrong guy?

458
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,320
Because I'm not Nick Fish--

459
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,490
Maybe I wanted to give you $96,000.

460
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,860
In that case,
do I still have the wrong guy?

461
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,240
Do you want to give me $96,000?

462
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,500
No. Do you want
to give me $96,000?

463
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,010
No. Should I?

464
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,040
I don't know. Should you?

465
00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:22,440
I don't know. Should I?

466
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,450
Long story short.

467
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,720
I think we're well past that point.

468
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,520
I bet it was that mouth
that got you that nose.

469
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,530
Okay, I'm under the impression
that you're under the impression

470
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,660
that I owe you $96,000?

471
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,710
No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000.

472
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:51,470
You owe Slim, Slim owes me...
you owe me.

473
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,050
Well, in that case, is Slim around?

474
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,160
Hey, Slim.
You know this cat?

475
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:10,290
Slim?

476
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:13,720
No use.

477
00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,130
Ever since
somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.

478
00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:21,430
What happened
to make Slim go deaf?

479
00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:22,530
Why?

480
00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:27,210
Well, because I owe you $96,000,

481
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,550
and I might have a slight problem
coming up with the money.

482
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:30,640
Oh, okay.

483
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,710
Well, why don't we just
make it an even 90?

484
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,010
I may have exaggerated the slightness.

485
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:46,590
Well, why don't I just cancel the whole debt
in exchange for a small favor?

486
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,200
Well, it depends on the favor.

487
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,840
That was my son.

488
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,140
You notice how I said "was"?

489
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,710
Yeah.

490
00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:04,440
That's because he's dead.

491
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,180
Murdered.

492
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,750
Relegated to the past tense.

493
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:18,000
Sent from an "is" to a "was"
before he'd had his breakfast.

494
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,360
Bummer.

495
00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,500
Lex talionis.

496
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:32,010
The law of retaliation.

497
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,390
A pact was broken.

498
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,860
My son was murdered,

499
00:32:50,930 --> 00:32:54,230
so The Rabbi's son
must share the same fate.

500
00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:56,290
Whose son?

501
00:32:56,370 --> 00:32:57,960
The Rabbi's.

502
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,010
Why do they call him The Rabbi?

503
00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:01,560
Because--

504
00:33:04,210 --> 00:33:06,040
Because he's a rabbi.

505
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,270
Who's his son?

506
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:09,440
Yitzchok.

507
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,810
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok and The Rabbi.

508
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,550
Yitzchok The Fairy.

509
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,450
Why do they call him The Fairy?

510
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:21,990
Because he's a fairy.

511
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:25,430
What, he has wings, he can fly,
he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?

512
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,900
- He's homosexual.
- Right.

513
00:33:27,970 --> 00:33:29,630
Come on.

514
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,530
So how does The Rabbi feel
about that?

515
00:33:34,610 --> 00:33:36,870
- He doesn't know.
- You know, but he doesn't know.

516
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,710
- Everybody knows.
- Except The Rabbi.

517
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:39,870
That's right.

518
00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:42,950
So where do I fit in?

519
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,610
You?

520
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,120
You're the trigger man.

521
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,050
Me?

522
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,350
You.

523
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:01,260
Aren't there professionals?

524
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,100
People you can hire
to do this sort of thing?

525
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,860
Of course there are.

526
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,240
Yes.

527
00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:11,100
But you owe me $96,000.

528
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:14,640
Why should I go out and pay someone else
when I've already paid you?

529
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,650
Sorry, kid.

530
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,480
But your money just isn't long enough,

531
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,050
which means you're in my pocket,

532
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,590
which means if you don't do
what I want you to do,

533
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,150
you're gonna go from my pocket
to my fridge.

534
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,800
Slim could use the company,
and I could use The Shmoo.

535
00:34:34,870 --> 00:34:37,170
So I'll expect
your answer by morning.

536
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,340
Is there anything else?

537
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:45,170
Well, I don't suppose I have to say
anything as trite and clichéd

538
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,510
as "Go to the police
and you're a dead man."

539
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,910
I think you just did.

540
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:51,540
I guess I did.

541
00:34:55,390 --> 00:34:58,790
So, let me see if I've got this right.

542
00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:04,160
I'm paying you a lot of money
to kill somebody,

543
00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:06,530
and you're getting
somebody else to do it?

544
00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:09,020
Don't worry.

545
00:35:10,370 --> 00:35:11,860
I'm gonna kill somebody.

546
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,340
Better call Brikowski.

547
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,610
Tell him there's a new face in town.

548
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,290
Hey.

549
00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:02,820
- Nick still hasn't showed, huh?
- No.

550
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:03,880
What's with you and that towel?

551
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,320
Oh, it's-- Lindsey.

552
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:07,830
It's a very long story.

553
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:09,920
Well, get dressed.
You can tell me about it on the way.

554
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,360
On the way?
Where are we going?

555
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,260
All we know is that somebody
called Nick from the Hotel Cheval.

556
00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:16,530
I spoke to a friend who works there,

557
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,370
she says they keep a record
of every call made from the hotel

558
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,100
and that she can access the computer

559
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:21,540
and we can find out
what room the call came from.

560
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:23,240
She should be calling any minute.

561
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:25,010
What is it?

562
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,140
I know this guy.

563
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,700
- Who?
- This guy.

564
00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:34,240
- You know that guy?
- Yeah. I met him.

565
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,750
He was dead.

566
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,830
You met a dead guy?

567
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:42,220
Yeah.

568
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,550
In a walk-in freezer.

569
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,330
"New York bookmaker Slim Hopkins
was reported missing by his wife.

570
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,030
Police have no leads."
Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

571
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:55,170
"Spokesperson commented
off the record,

572
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,110
"'It's ironic that Hopkins
should go missing considering

573
00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:01,340
he's allegedly pinned
behind a few disappearing acts himself."'

574
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,980
I think it's time you told me that story
about why you're still wearing that towel.

575
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,450
Do you mind if I get dressed first?

576
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,250
My phone.
Could be my friend from the hotel.

577
00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:14,490
Be right back.

578
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,030
Hmm.

579
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:34,840
Yeah, Lindsey, I don't think
it's such a good idea that we continue to--

580
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,940
Put your shoes on.
Schlomo wants to see you.

581
00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:44,880
I don't know anyone named Schlomo.

582
00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,460
Someone named Schlomo knows you.

583
00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,120
That is your only concern.

584
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,030
Let's go.

585
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:52,990
Like I said, I don't know any--

586
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:54,900
...named Schlomo.

587
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,000
That hurt.

588
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,730
I think it's better
if you let me do the talking.

589
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,070
You think?

590
00:38:08,010 --> 00:38:09,110
What is it?

591
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,510
He's sorry that he hit you.

592
00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,820
- You always speak for him?
- Yes.

593
00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:21,920
So he's a mute, then.

594
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,790
Not quite.

595
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,300
Well, what then?

596
00:38:26,030 --> 00:38:27,690
It's personal.
You have to ask him.

597
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,730
- How would he tell me?
- He wouldn't.

598
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,770
- Hey, are we going to the--
- No.

599
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:40,010
- But he's right there.
- A different outfit entirely.

600
00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:43,250
Right across the street
from one another?

601
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,720
One time they were one
with one another,

602
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,120
and then they tried
to kill one another.

603
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,860
Now neither man leaves
his respective tower of isolation,

604
00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:56,330
for fear of what
the other man will do to him.

605
00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:06,940
Let me guess, all the way up?

606
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:11,330
Penthouse.

607
00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:42,640
You must be Mr. Fisher.

608
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,840
Must I? Because that hasn't been
working out for me lately.

609
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,640
But I'm afraid you must.

610
00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,580
Well, if I must.

611
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,780
Do you know for what reason
you've been brought here?

612
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,750
For starters, I'm unlucky.

613
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:04,990
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame
of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher.

614
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:07,860
You are unlucky
so that I may know that I am not.

615
00:40:07,930 --> 00:40:12,170
Unfortunately, the lucky never realize
they are lucky until it's too late.

616
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,470
Take yourself, for instance.

617
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:15,470
Yesterday, you were better off
than you are today,

618
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:20,070
but it took today for you to realize it,
but today has arrived, and it's too late.

619
00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,170
You see?

620
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,670
People are never happy
with what they have.

621
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:28,990
They always want what they had,
what someone else has.

622
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,490
Kind of like a rabbi
who would rather be a gangster,

623
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,820
a gangster who would
rather be a rabbi.

624
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,020
I mean, what is that?

625
00:40:35,090 --> 00:40:38,290
Some sort of the grass is always greener
on the other side of the fence thing?

626
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,660
I mean, how do you justify being a rabbi

627
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,330
and a gangster?

628
00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:48,670
I don't.

629
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:52,650
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time
wondering what could've been

630
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:54,980
when I am what could've been
and could not have been.

631
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:58,850
I live on both sides of the fence.
My grass is always green.

632
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,110
Consider, Mr. Fisher...

633
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,180
...there are two men
sitting here before you,

634
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,120
and one of them
you should be very afraid of.

635
00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,320
Where's my money?

636
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,460
- Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately--
- My father used to say,

637
00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:14,190
"The first time somebody calls you a horse,
you punch 'em on the nose,

638
00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:16,330
"the second time somebody
calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,

639
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,030
"but the third time
somebody calls you a horse,

640
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,510
well, then perhaps it's time
to go shopping for a saddle."

641
00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:32,180
I don't have your money.

642
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,740
This isn't like skipping out on the check.

643
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:38,480
You owe me money.
I have interests, you owe them money.

644
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,150
I don't even know
how much money I owe you.

645
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:42,160
- $33,000.
- But I'm not Nick Fisher.

646
00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:43,390
Then who the hell are you?

647
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,730
I'm just a guy who was
in the wrong place at the wrong time.

648
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,470
You have 48 hours to get my money.

649
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:55,170
Saul will keep an eye on you
in the meantime.

650
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,440
You may go now.

651
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,940
Wait, I just have one question.

652
00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,780
I wasn't frisked.

653
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:17,230
I see. So being a rabbi,
a religious man...

654
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,820
There are three things
that you may not do in order to save a life,

655
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,370
including his own.

656
00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:25,130
He may not idol worship,
commit adultery,

657
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,930
or perform an act
of premeditated murder.

658
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,570
Killing you
before you killed me would've been--

659
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,630
Kosher.

660
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,280
Acceptable.

661
00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:59,440
I've wired half the money
into your bank in the Caimans.

662
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,630
The other half will be deposited
when our old friend is in the ground.

663
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:04,340
Now, I can expect that when?

664
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,280
- Very soon.
- Good.

665
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:15,490
So, tell me. The kid.

666
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,720
What do you want with him?

667
00:43:19,690 --> 00:43:21,720
The kid and I have unfinished business.

668
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:34,530
If there is one thing I know,
it's when someone is lying.

669
00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:37,080
Man in my position,
it's all he has to go on.

670
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:41,940
To know a lie when he hears it--
difference between life and death--

671
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,850
your own, someone else's.

672
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,480
That being said, he wasn't lying.

673
00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:49,980
That's not Nick Fisher.

674
00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:52,180
I know.

675
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,030
I came back here, you were gone,

676
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,230
so I went to the hotel
without you to see my friend.

677
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,100
She says the call to Nick
came from Room 1009.

678
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:14,740
A fellow registered under
the name Smith, if you can believe that.

679
00:44:14,810 --> 00:44:16,370
Although it is one of the most
common names in the world,

680
00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:18,010
so there are bound to be
a couple of them.

681
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,680
But I get the feeling
this ain't one of them.

682
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,520
I get up to the tenth floor,
and just as I do,

683
00:44:23,590 --> 00:44:27,550
the door to Room 1009 opens
and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.

684
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:30,860
So I pretend I'm walking to the elevator
instead of coming from it,

685
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,660
and we take it down together.

686
00:44:32,730 --> 00:44:35,570
He smiles at me-- Thanks--
I smile back,

687
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,760
but still, I have no idea who he is,
but I think that you might,

688
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,640
so I take a picture of him
using my cellphone,

689
00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:42,000
which originally
I thought was a total waste

690
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,570
'cause the photos look like shit
and I never use it,

691
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,770
so there I am pretending to dial a number
and taking Smith's picture,

692
00:44:48,850 --> 00:44:50,680
him none the wiser.

693
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,740
This is Smith.
Recognize him?

694
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:53,810
No.

695
00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:56,680
I didn't think you would,
but it was worth a shot.

696
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,050
Anyway, we take the elevator
down to the lobby,

697
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,790
and the man who calls himself Smith
walks outside and hails himself a cab.

698
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:05,330
So I followed him.

699
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:14,130
He went down
into an apartment building downtown,

700
00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:15,200
so I wait.

701
00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:19,300
An hour goes by,
and just when I'm getting ready to leave,

702
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,110
who walks outside?

703
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,810
- Smith?
- You.

704
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,180
Me?

705
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,820
You out of the same building.

706
00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:34,190
With two Hasidic Jews
on either side of you.

707
00:45:35,230 --> 00:45:37,200
Friends of yours?

708
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,360
Not exactly.

709
00:45:39,430 --> 00:45:41,420
I think it's time you told me that story.

710
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:47,000
Well, there's this guy
and they call him The Boss, right,

711
00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:50,770
and then right across the street,
there's this man they call The Rabbi.

712
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,070
Why do they call him The Rabbi?

713
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,640
Because he's a Rabbi.

714
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,710
...$33.000.

715
00:46:01,890 --> 00:46:05,760
So now I have to "take out,"
to use the vernacular, The Fairy

716
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:08,260
in order to scratch a debt
that isn't even mine.

717
00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:12,060
And if that's not enough, I have 48 hours
to come up with $33,000

718
00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:13,620
or The Rabbi's gonna...

719
00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:16,770
I don't know who Mr. Smith is.

720
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,100
And the worst part about it
is I'm not Nick Fisher.

721
00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:22,700
Ironic.

722
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,430
I know.
I don't even gamble.

723
00:46:25,510 --> 00:46:27,480
No. I mean the mobster having a gay son.
That's ironic.

724
00:46:31,220 --> 00:46:33,780
We are dealing with a bona fide case
of mistaken identity here.

725
00:46:33,850 --> 00:46:34,840
Yeah.

726
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,360
Things like that aren't supposed to be real.
It's like amnesia.

727
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:42,020
Not withstanding, here you are
and Nick's nowhere to be found, so...

728
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,990
I'd say you're fucked.

729
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:46,820
Fucked.

730
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,170
Shouldn't you be
a little more worried about all this?

731
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,500
I have anorexia.

732
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:56,840
Anorexia.

733
00:46:57,910 --> 00:47:00,070
It's a condition characterized
by freedom from worry

734
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,010
or any other preoccupation, really.

735
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,750
Anyway, I have to have my answer
to The Boss in the morning.

736
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:09,340
What are you gonna say?

737
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:12,880
I'm gonna say what any man
with two penises would say

738
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,260
when his tailor asks him
if he dresses to the right or to the left.

739
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:16,760
What's that?

740
00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:20,320
Yes.

741
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,870
I knew you had sense.

742
00:47:24,670 --> 00:47:26,900
Sense is something you have
when you have a choice.

743
00:47:27,610 --> 00:47:29,270
Sometimes.

744
00:47:29,810 --> 00:47:32,400
Sometimes it's
when you know you don't.

745
00:47:33,610 --> 00:47:35,170
Nah, don't move that bishop.

746
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:38,010
It's an obvious sucker bet.

747
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,520
If you don't,
you could have him in four moves.

748
00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:43,280
If you do right now,
he's gonna have you in mate in one.

749
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,220
He doesn't see it.

750
00:47:47,930 --> 00:47:49,660
Wouldn't matter if he did.

751
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,230
Elvis lets me win.

752
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,830
Everybody lets me win.

753
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,090
Wait a minute.

754
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:59,300
You know this game.

755
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,680
You got three days.

756
00:48:09,850 --> 00:48:12,180
I was thinking it would take me
more like a week.

757
00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,380
You were thinking that, were you?

758
00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:16,980
With all your experience killing people.

759
00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:19,660
I'll tell you what.

760
00:48:20,830 --> 00:48:23,090
You win this game, you got your week.

761
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,900
So, what's the plan with Yitzchok?

762
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,010
I was gonna play it by ear.

763
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,250
Well, if it's all the same,
I'd write it down.

764
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,310
It's a tough tune.

765
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,950
By the way, he has shadows.

766
00:48:55,530 --> 00:48:56,830
Shadows?

767
00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:02,860
Bodyguards.

768
00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,500
With him all the time.

769
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,060
Military.

770
00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,650
Ex-Israeli Mossad.

771
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,380
They go where he goes
round the clock.

772
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,850
Ex-Israeli Mossad.

773
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:25,010
Ex-Israeli Mossad.

774
00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:28,580
That doesn't sound good.

775
00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:31,290
They live
in the apartment next door.

776
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:35,230
He wears a panic button
on the chain around his neck.

777
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,570
Looks like an ordinary Star of David.

778
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:41,710
He presses that button and, well,
we all know how that ends.

779
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,240
What's this?

780
00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:45,500
Oh, God.
No, you didn't.

781
00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:47,070
Get down!

782
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,540
- Get down!
- What the hell?

783
00:49:51,850 --> 00:49:54,380
Response time's gonna be
three to five seconds.

784
00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:57,390
So he's gonna have to hit him
when he least expects it.

785
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,510
Where?

786
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:00,720
Where?

787
00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:02,450
The apartment.

788
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,660
How do I get in his apartment?
I can't just walk in the front door.

789
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:10,530
No, I was thinking
you'd use the back door.

790
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,070
Then what?

791
00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:22,640
He does the kid, I do him.

792
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,080
I plant my gun--
clean, no history-- on Yitzchok,

793
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:30,350
fire a round,
get some powder burns on the hands...

794
00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:33,180
...take the clothes off.

795
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:37,800
Make it look like a
"you do me, I do you, we're both gay,

796
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,330
the world doesn't understand us"
double suicide.

797
00:50:41,270 --> 00:50:42,960
And that's all there is to it.

798
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,060
Is that all there is to it?

799
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,970
Yeah.

800
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,800
That's all there is to it.

801
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,420
I'm not such a bad guy, you know.

802
00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,220
Some folks have grown pretty fat off me.

803
00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:12,560
Some have grown pretty dead.

804
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,200
You're a conundrum, you.

805
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,530
You walk in here
shooting your fucking mouth off

806
00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:26,170
like you don't give a fuck
if it gets shot off.

807
00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:28,880
You can only kill me once.

808
00:51:36,690 --> 00:51:37,680
Checkmate.

809
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:46,290
Nobody says I have to kill you quick.

810
00:51:49,270 --> 00:51:50,290
Cat.

811
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:53,670
Mouse.

812
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,370
You got three days.

813
00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:02,910
Excuse me.

814
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,630
Who the fuck is this guy?

815
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:28,330
Don't know.

816
00:52:28,410 --> 00:52:30,970
Whoever he is, he's either in
very deep shit, or I don't know what,

817
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,770
'cause he's playing in the sandbox
with the Darkies, the Skullcaps,

818
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:35,280
and who knows who.

819
00:52:35,350 --> 00:52:38,910
Call Murph and see if he got a match
on that photo that Marty snapped.

820
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,110
Yes, boss.

821
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,980
I want a complete rundown
on this fucker.

822
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,520
Everything from A to Z.

823
00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:47,580
I wanna know who he is,
who does he know.

824
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:48,820
People he knows,
who do they know?

825
00:52:48,890 --> 00:52:52,190
I want to know what the fuck
he is doing in my fucking city.

826
00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:04,040
- What do you got?
- Get this.

827
00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:05,580
The Kat's in town.

828
00:53:06,910 --> 00:53:07,900
Goodkat?

829
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,410
That's the song the junkies
are singing.

830
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,680
What's the happenstance?

831
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,010
Didn't know the happenstance.

832
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,280
Just said the word was the Kat's in town.

833
00:53:15,550 --> 00:53:18,350
- Who's Goodkat?
- Real heavy hitter.

834
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,410
The heaviest.

835
00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:22,930
He shows, people die, he vanishes.

836
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,360
No one knows who he is
or what he looks like.

837
00:53:25,430 --> 00:53:28,260
And he hasn't worked New York
in what, two decades?

838
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,960
Just what we need.

839
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,030
All right.

840
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,830
And get some different fucking coffee
in here, will you?

841
00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:37,240
I gotta get to the fucking morgue.

842
00:53:45,950 --> 00:53:48,920
- Hey! I figured it out!
- What'd you figure out?

843
00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:50,650
You said Slim Hopkins
worked for The Boss, right?

844
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,320
- Right.
- Well, listen.

845
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,360
The Rabbi also had a bookie.
His name was Benny Begin,

846
00:53:55,430 --> 00:53:56,790
and right now Begin's
down at the morgue on ice.

847
00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:59,300
- Somebody killed him and his goons.
- At the morgue?

848
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,800
Yeah. Didn't I tell you
I was a coroner?

849
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:02,660
No, you didn't tell me
you were a coroner.

850
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,110
Benny Begin, killed by a baseball.

851
00:54:08,170 --> 00:54:09,610
My guess was a fastball.

852
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,140
Either way, it proves that the good Lord
has a sense of humor.

853
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,150
- Good morning, Detective.
- Morning.

854
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,580
- Know this guy?
- Mm-hmm.

855
00:54:18,650 --> 00:54:21,140
Big time bookie.
Worked for The Rabbi.

856
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,650
- Why do they call him The Rabbi?
- Because he's a rabbi.

857
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:28,180
Between you and me,
20 years ago, he used to be my bookie.

858
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:30,350
I used to send my paychecks
over to him.

859
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:33,960
What about the other two?
Did you get anything on them yet?

860
00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,300
These two were poisoned.

861
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,870
Something exotic.

862
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,530
- I'm running it down.
- Let me know.

863
00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:42,600
Will do.

864
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,900
Prick.

865
00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:51,170
- Have a good day.
- You too, Detective.

866
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:58,410
Jimmy, I'm taking my lunch break.

867
00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:02,020
Don't you see?
Nick isn't missing, he's hiding.

868
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:03,460
He set you up!

869
00:55:03,530 --> 00:55:05,500
- Nick set me up?
- Like a bowling pin.

870
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,620
Nick found himself in a jam,
he got you to take his place.

871
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,430
He paid some street thug to mug you,

872
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,400
but all he really wants
is your wallet with your license.

873
00:55:11,470 --> 00:55:14,000
That's why he ignores
the watch and the suitcase.

874
00:55:14,070 --> 00:55:15,900
Then Nick kills Slim Hopkins
and Benny Begin,

875
00:55:15,970 --> 00:55:17,440
the only guys who know
what he looks like,

876
00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:18,980
and now you're left holding the bag!

877
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:21,370
But I called Nick.
I initiated contact.

878
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:23,380
Well, maybe it just seems that way.

879
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,440
What about Smith?

880
00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:27,040
I still can't figure him out in all this.

881
00:55:27,790 --> 00:55:28,810
You should run.

882
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:29,950
I can't.

883
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:32,490
- They'll kill you if you stay.
- They'll kill me if I leave.

884
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:33,790
Then go to the police!

885
00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:36,180
These guys buy cops
like cops buy doughnuts.

886
00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:38,020
This isn't the first time
this has happened, you know?

887
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,530
You mean this isn't the first time

888
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,530
a crime lord asked you to kill
the gay son of a rival gangster

889
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,570
to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend
whose place you're staying in

890
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,190
as a result of losing your job,
your apartment,

891
00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:47,070
and finding your girlfriend in bed
with another guy?

892
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:48,630
No, this is the first time
that happened,

893
00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:51,400
but Nick has been painting me
into corners since we were kids.

894
00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,880
I guess I've always been a better friend
to him than he's been to me.

895
00:55:55,950 --> 00:55:59,150
I'd love to hear the rest of this,
but I really gotta go back to work.

896
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,420
Oh, hey! Hey!

897
00:56:01,490 --> 00:56:03,460
H-hey.

898
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,990
I was just thinking that if you're still alive
when I get back from work tonight,

899
00:56:06,060 --> 00:56:09,190
maybe... I don't know,

900
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:12,060
we could go to dinner
or something?

901
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,460
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.

902
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,440
- Really?
- Yeah.

903
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,230
Yeah, sure.

904
00:56:21,310 --> 00:56:22,400
Okay.

905
00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:23,800
Um, no.

906
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,000
Bye!

907
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:34,310
What a weirdo.

908
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,950
What?

909
00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:47,860
I was just thinking about
what it would be like

910
00:56:47,930 --> 00:56:50,270
if we'd met
under different circumstances.

911
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,500
See, I think people
should only fall in love

912
00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,440
if there's a great story
behind how they met.

913
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,500
You know, seeing as how
you have to tell it over and over again.

914
00:56:58,580 --> 00:56:59,810
If you and I fell in love,

915
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,870
we'd have one hell of a story to tell.

916
00:57:01,950 --> 00:57:02,940
Yeah.

917
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:05,010
We'd be at a dinner party
and someone would ask,

918
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,380
"So, how'd you two meet?"

919
00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:08,440
And I'd say,
"You tell the story, dear,"

920
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,610
and you'd say,
"No. You tell it better."

921
00:57:15,130 --> 00:57:16,530
So, come here often?

922
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,750
No.

923
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,760
But I heard about someone who does.

924
00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:26,500
- You mean The Fairy?
- Yeah.

925
00:57:26,570 --> 00:57:27,560
- Is he...?
- Yeah.

926
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,470
Where?

927
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:38,840
This is absurd!
What are you thinking?

928
00:57:40,150 --> 00:57:41,140
I'm thinking of a new option.

929
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:43,190
- What's that?
- Talking with him.

930
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,920
- Talking with him?
- Talking with him.

931
00:57:44,990 --> 00:57:47,050
You're just gonna walk over and say,
"Hi, my name is Slevin,

932
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,790
"and some bad dudes think
I'm someone that I'm not,

933
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:51,230
"and this someone owes that someone
and now I'm gonna have to take you out

934
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,320
"or they're gonna take me out

935
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,460
and I was just wondering,
you wanna talk about it"?

936
00:57:54,530 --> 00:57:56,630
- I can't do that.
- Ya think?

937
00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:59,170
Look, I can't just walk over there.
He's got bodyguards.

938
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,570
Aside from that,
you're pretty much dead on.

939
00:58:02,610 --> 00:58:03,770
Bodyguards?

940
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,470
Yeah. Right behind him.
Two of them.

941
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:06,640
Israelis.

942
00:58:06,710 --> 00:58:07,700
Beards.

943
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:08,940
Right behind him.

944
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,910
See 'em?

945
00:58:14,690 --> 00:58:15,680
You're getting good at this.

946
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:16,850
Thanks.

947
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,450
How are you gonna
have a talk with him?

948
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,220
I'm gonna wait till he goes to the bathroom,
and then I'm gonna follow him in.

949
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:23,080
What do you think?

950
00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:27,190
Can someone tell me
why I'm in the van?

951
00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:31,030
Because I could only get
a reservation for two.

952
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,600
All right. The Fairy's
at a table in the middle,

953
00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:36,400
bodyguards nearby,

954
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,170
our boy's not far away,

955
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,230
but I can't make out who's with him.

956
00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:42,040
Did Murph get a beat on him yet?

957
00:58:42,650 --> 00:58:44,550
Murph says whoever he is,
he's a ghost.

958
00:58:44,620 --> 00:58:46,520
Can't find anyone
who's ever even bumped into him,

959
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:48,310
much less tripped over him.

960
00:58:52,890 --> 00:58:54,650
Fairy's going to the bathroom.

961
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,670
And our boy's making a move.
Shit.

962
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,750
- Marty, the door's locked.
- Relax.

963
00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:28,090
It's not gonna go down
in the men's room.

964
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,760
I got next.

965
00:59:37,370 --> 00:59:38,930
What went down
in the men's room?

966
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,600
- We talked.
- And?

967
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:42,610
I told him I thought
we should get together sometime.

968
00:59:42,670 --> 00:59:43,900
- You didn't.
- I did.

969
00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,030
And?

970
00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:47,070
I got a date.

971
00:59:47,150 --> 00:59:49,340
Oh, my God.
Do you think this is safe?

972
00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:52,110
It can't be any worse than what's
waiting for me behind door number 2.

973
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:56,510
It's gonna be tough, though.
I think I picked up a pigtail.

974
00:59:56,590 --> 00:59:58,920
- A what?
- The cops.

975
00:59:58,990 --> 01:00:02,830
Oh, a pig tail. Cute.

976
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,430
I ran into a nosy cop
in the men's room.

977
01:00:15,940 --> 01:00:17,470
You and me need to talk.

978
01:00:21,810 --> 01:00:22,800
Do I know you?

979
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,580
No. But I know you.

980
01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:34,290
Listen, buddy, I'm sorry.
No offense or anything, but I'm not--

981
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,050
I'm not gay.

982
01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:37,490
I'm a cop.

983
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,530
Yeah, well, I'm not a robber,
if you catch my drift.

984
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,360
I've been watching you.

985
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:44,460
I know what you're into.

986
01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:46,560
Who are you?

987
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,070
I mean, I know who you're not.
I know you're not Nick Fisher.

988
01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:50,840
The guy whose apartment
you're staying in.

989
01:00:50,910 --> 01:00:53,380
I know this because Nick Fisher
spent eight years in Dade Correctional

990
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:56,470
for forcing himself
on a 14-year-old cheerleader.

991
01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:58,910
Dade County sent me a picture
of Nick Fisher,

992
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:00,850
and you are not him.

993
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:05,190
So who the fuck are you?

994
01:01:08,190 --> 01:01:10,390
I'm just a guy
whose dinner's getting cold.

995
01:01:12,230 --> 01:01:13,530
May I leave now?

996
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:15,490
- Come here.
- What?

997
01:01:15,570 --> 01:01:17,060
Dead bodies in refrigerators,

998
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:19,160
cops in men's rooms?

999
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,670
You remind me of James Bond.

1000
01:01:25,510 --> 01:01:27,910
That is the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.

1001
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:29,840
And The Boss, he can be Kananga.

1002
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,210
Kananga?

1003
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:35,220
- No, The Boss is no Kananga.
- Then who's The Boss?

1004
01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:38,120
Ernst Stavros Blofeld.

1005
01:01:38,190 --> 01:01:39,710
Which one?
Donald Pleasence?

1006
01:01:39,790 --> 01:01:42,690
Telly Savalas? Max von Sydow?

1007
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,250
You know your Bond.

1008
01:01:44,330 --> 01:01:46,190
But alas, I was referring
to Anthony Dawson.

1009
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,360
Who?

1010
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,660
Well, he played Blofeld
in From Russia with Love.

1011
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,800
We never see Blofeld's face
in From Russia with Love.

1012
01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:55,860
That's when the villain is most effective--

1013
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,700
when you don't know what he looks like.

1014
01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:17,890
So...

1015
01:02:21,130 --> 01:02:22,190
See you later.

1016
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:53,190
That was incredible.

1017
01:02:55,330 --> 01:02:58,000
I just realized something.

1018
01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:00,770
- What's that?
- I just made love to you...

1019
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,700
You're just
realizing that now?

1020
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:05,570
And I have no idea
who specifically you're referring to

1021
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,480
when you say James Bond.

1022
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:11,710
Because earlier when you were telling me
that I reminded you of James Bond,

1023
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:16,190
and I was saying that it was
the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me,

1024
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,550
I naturally assumed that you--

1025
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:20,110
I naturally assumed that you knew
who I was talking about.

1026
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:30,300
Because if you aren't talking about the guy
that I think you're talking about...

1027
01:03:30,370 --> 01:03:32,600
well, then you have me
mistaken for somebody else,

1028
01:03:32,670 --> 01:03:35,640
because in my mind,
there is only one Bond.

1029
01:03:36,710 --> 01:03:38,440
Well, on that we agree.

1030
01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:42,840
Same time, on three.

1031
01:03:42,910 --> 01:03:44,440
- One.
- Two.

1032
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,510
Three.

1033
01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:46,640
- George Lazenby.
- Roger Moore.

1034
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,710
- George Lazenby?
- Roger Moore?

1035
01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:49,190
- Are you kidding me?
- I was kidding.

1036
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,650
Yeah, I was kidding, too.

1037
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,620
The only James Bond...

1038
01:03:52,690 --> 01:03:54,350
- is Timothy Dalton.
- Pierce Brosnan.

1039
01:03:58,030 --> 01:04:00,520
- Scotland forever.
- I feel so much better.

1040
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,090
I do.

1041
01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:34,890
Where are you going?

1042
01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:38,170
I'm just gonna get us some coffee.

1043
01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:40,800
Okay.

1044
01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:46,310
Hurry back to me.

1045
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,640
Police.

1046
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,370
Come on, man.

1047
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:17,340
I already talked to your buddy.

1048
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,310
Morning.

1049
01:05:27,390 --> 01:05:29,010
I'm Detective Dumbrowski.

1050
01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:31,350
Good morning, Detective Dumbrowski.
Am I being kidnapped?

1051
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:34,620
No. We just wanna have
a quick friendly word with you.

1052
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:38,090
Is this the standard operating procedure
you'd find in the policemen's manual

1053
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,560
if you looked up "quick friendly word."

1054
01:05:39,630 --> 01:05:42,530
There is no SOP for the kind of box
you've got yourself into, kid.

1055
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,620
Oh.

1056
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,970
- So what'd you want to talk to me about?
- You.

1057
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,010
- What about me?
- Who are you?

1058
01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:55,640
- Philosophically speaking?
- Name.

1059
01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:56,700
Rank, serial number?

1060
01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:59,180
- You should really play ball, kid.
- Really? You think I'm tall enough?

1061
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,830
What is your name?

1062
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:13,300
Oh, yeah. I remember.

1063
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,630
Slevin Kelevra.

1064
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:17,030
K-E-L-E-V-R-A.

1065
01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:18,230
Kelevra.

1066
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,830
Look, kid, I don't know what's going on
or how you're into this,

1067
01:06:22,910 --> 01:06:25,840
but when I figure out
what there is to figure out,

1068
01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:27,840
I'm not gonna be so nice to you.

1069
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:31,210
This is nice?
Don't do me any favors.

1070
01:06:32,150 --> 01:06:33,850
Last chance to come clean.

1071
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:42,080
Take a walk.

1072
01:06:44,530 --> 01:06:47,430
I think this is the part
where you tell me not to walk too far.

1073
01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,930
I have to go to work.

1074
01:08:02,910 --> 01:08:04,030
Hey.

1075
01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:33,400
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?

1076
01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:34,960
Now's the time.

1077
01:08:36,010 --> 01:08:37,410
No, I got at least--

1078
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,530
Jesus.

1079
01:08:38,610 --> 01:08:41,410
The Boss says he wants you
to look nice for The Fairy.

1080
01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:01,280
You're early.

1081
01:10:05,130 --> 01:10:07,220
Why don't you come in
and fix yourself a drink?

1082
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,990
I was just getting ready.

1083
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:23,050
You'll have to excuse the...

1084
01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:26,610
I wasn't expecting you for another...

1085
01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:28,850
You look good.

1086
01:10:30,290 --> 01:10:31,550
You want some wine?

1087
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,420
Something the matter?

1088
01:10:39,030 --> 01:10:40,660
Somebody's trying to kill you.

1089
01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:43,430
Who?

1090
01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:48,630
Me.

1091
01:11:42,490 --> 01:11:43,620
That was close.

1092
01:11:44,230 --> 01:11:45,220
Yeah.

1093
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,740
Close.

1094
01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:30,550
I hired you to do a job.

1095
01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:34,200
It wasn't supposed to look like a job.

1096
01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:41,660
So you take out the Israelis,
bomb the damn building...

1097
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,570
...and now the job
that was not supposed to look like a job

1098
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,980
is beginning to look very much

1099
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:50,810
like a job.

1100
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,190
All right. Fuck it.

1101
01:15:04,460 --> 01:15:09,130
If The Rabbi wants a war,
I'll give him a war.

1102
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,610
Saul.

1103
01:15:22,110 --> 01:15:23,380
Saul?

1104
01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:27,370
Saul, the phone's been--

1105
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:28,780
Oh!

1106
01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:30,650
I thought you were Saul.

1107
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:36,730
A lot of people have been thinking
I'm somebody else these days.

1108
01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:42,790
Your predicament
reminds me of a story.

1109
01:15:42,870 --> 01:15:45,890
Hitchcock. North by Northwest.

1110
01:15:45,970 --> 01:15:48,670
The movie where everybody
thinks Cary Grant is

1111
01:15:48,740 --> 01:15:50,140
a man named George Kaplan,

1112
01:15:50,210 --> 01:15:51,970
but the thing is there is
no George Kaplan.

1113
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:55,980
It's just a made-up name,
but names, even made-up ones...

1114
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,310
...they can bring about
quite a bit of trouble.

1115
01:16:02,550 --> 01:16:06,580
Now, the woman
in the picture with Grant,

1116
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:07,890
her name was, um...

1117
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,120
Eva Marie Saint.

1118
01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,320
Oh, you know this movie.

1119
01:16:10,390 --> 01:16:11,990
I know this movie.

1120
01:16:12,060 --> 01:16:14,400
Took my father
to see it in 1959.

1121
01:16:14,470 --> 01:16:18,270
His English wasn't very good,
but, boy, did he like Miss Saint.

1122
01:16:18,370 --> 01:16:21,130
After the movie, he turned to me
and he said, "She's a real Buick."

1123
01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:24,660
You see, he couldn't pronounce
the word "beauty," so he'd say Buick.

1124
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,710
Caused quite a bit of confusion.

1125
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,240
Using the wrong name will do that.

1126
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:35,440
Is that my money?

1127
01:16:36,450 --> 01:16:38,150
This is everything I owe you.

1128
01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:13,320
It's the Sabbath.

1129
01:17:13,390 --> 01:17:16,450
You see, we don't answer the phone
on the Sabbath.

1130
01:17:16,530 --> 01:17:17,720
I know.

1131
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,660
Normally, Saul turns off the ringer.

1132
01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:21,890
Saul!

1133
01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:24,490
I tell ya, you can't find
good help these days.

1134
01:17:28,210 --> 01:17:29,260
Saul's dead.

1135
01:17:33,710 --> 01:17:35,110
They're all dead.

1136
01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:01,430
Oh, I've been in this room before.

1137
01:18:04,110 --> 01:18:06,240
Looks the same as it did
20 years ago.

1138
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:11,510
Somehow... somehow
it seems different,

1139
01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:15,180
the way your car seems different
when someone else is driving it.

1140
01:18:16,790 --> 01:18:19,480
Then again, it's been 20 years
since I've been in a car.

1141
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:24,350
Two decades spent
behind three inches of bulletproof glass

1142
01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:29,390
due to a natural fear of high-powered rifles
and quiet rooftops in New Jersey.

1143
01:18:29,470 --> 01:18:30,830
Twenty years...

1144
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:36,600
...locked away in my own paranoia,
a prisoner in my own home.

1145
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:42,340
Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.

1146
01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:48,850
Well, Anthony,
looks as though you've won,

1147
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:50,720
if such a term may be applied.

1148
01:18:52,690 --> 01:18:55,660
If I were wearing a hat,
I would take it off.

1149
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,090
Should we get on with it, then?

1150
01:19:07,070 --> 01:19:09,630
Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.

1151
01:19:14,410 --> 01:19:17,740
Looks like we were sold a bill of goods
by the same salesman.

1152
01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:22,050
Nice speech, though.

1153
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,920
I wish I was standing for it.

1154
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:42,370
You-- you brought this upon our heads.

1155
01:19:44,710 --> 01:19:45,970
- Me?
- You.

1156
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,410
You hired Goodkat to kill my son.

1157
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,980
After you murdered my son.

1158
01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:56,020
I had no hand in that.

1159
01:19:56,090 --> 01:19:57,550
Oh, sure.

1160
01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:59,210
Just like in '84.

1161
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,860
I suppose you had
no hand in that, either.

1162
01:20:02,490 --> 01:20:04,190
Just a finger, maybe.

1163
01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:07,690
Time's up, Rabbi.

1164
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,370
Lying to a dead man is the same
as lying to yourself.

1165
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,170
You were getting too big.

1166
01:20:21,110 --> 01:20:22,410
See...

1167
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,410
...problem when two men
are standing in a room

1168
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,250
is you can only look at one of them,
and they were looking at you,

1169
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:32,880
their backs turned,
their shirt collars smiling at me.

1170
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,280
Then they called you The Boss.

1171
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,930
It was clear what had to be done.

1172
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,570
Try and appreciate
how it feels, Schlomo.

1173
01:20:53,710 --> 01:20:57,770
To wake up in the middle of the night
with six bullets burning in your stomach.

1174
01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:01,650
Lying in a pool
of your own blood and shit.

1175
01:21:05,660 --> 01:21:07,320
The dead eyes of your...

1176
01:21:10,890 --> 01:21:14,330
...of your wife staring back at you.

1177
01:21:17,430 --> 01:21:19,530
The only thing
keeping you from passing out

1178
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,160
is the sound of the footsteps
of the man going down the hall...

1179
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,800
...looking for your son.

1180
01:21:31,350 --> 01:21:33,780
I managed to save my son, Schlomo.

1181
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,340
And now...

1182
01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:40,350
...after all these years...

1183
01:21:42,460 --> 01:21:44,890
...in spite of our agreement,

1184
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:50,530
you... you fucking
backstabbing Philistine,

1185
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:53,130
you managed to
take my son away from me.

1186
01:21:54,670 --> 01:21:55,660
Well...

1187
01:21:57,780 --> 01:22:00,510
Now I've taken your son away from you.

1188
01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:01,600
I told you,

1189
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,940
I had nothing to do with--

1190
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,750
You haven't heard.

1191
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,820
You are lying.

1192
01:22:17,030 --> 01:22:18,890
Look at my face, Schlomo.

1193
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:20,860
Look at my smile.

1194
01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,000
Your son is dead.

1195
01:22:27,670 --> 01:22:29,400
Your son is dead.

1196
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,440
I'm gonna kill you.

1197
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:38,810
Rabbi.

1198
01:22:39,950 --> 01:22:42,110
Are you familiar with The Shmoo?

1199
01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:55,600
Fisher.

1200
01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:59,570
Fisher, listen to me.

1201
01:23:03,210 --> 01:23:04,640
I already told you...

1202
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,170
I'm not Nick Fisher.

1203
01:23:13,050 --> 01:23:14,850
Then who is Nick Fisher?

1204
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:23,890
I think you mean
who was Nick Fisher.

1205
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,420
Fisher was the answer to a question.

1206
01:23:28,230 --> 01:23:30,600
How do you get to two men
that can't be gotten to?

1207
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,710
You get them to come to you.

1208
01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:50,880
But to do that, I needed a name.

1209
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:53,790
And where do you find names?

1210
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,090
In books.

1211
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,960
And who has books?

1212
01:24:10,010 --> 01:24:11,910
Well, your bookies have books.

1213
01:24:13,780 --> 01:24:14,840
He's clean.

1214
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,380
Crooked bookies.

1215
01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,410
So...

1216
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,420
Who work with big time crooks.

1217
01:24:32,730 --> 01:24:34,590
I was looking for a gambler.

1218
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:37,460
One who was in both books...

1219
01:24:38,370 --> 01:24:40,600
...with a lot of red in the minus column.

1220
01:24:41,070 --> 01:24:42,060
Got him.

1221
01:24:42,140 --> 01:24:43,730
That's when I found Nick Fisher.

1222
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:47,470
A lowlife that no one was gonna miss.

1223
01:24:48,850 --> 01:24:51,250
- 1729.
- Nick Fisher.

1224
01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:53,710
Okay.

1225
01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:07,860
There was a time.

1226
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:27,310
All that was left to do
was make the phone ring.

1227
01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:50,400
All I had to do
was pull the trigger

1228
01:25:50,470 --> 01:25:54,070
and wait for you to call the man
who does the jobs that no one else wants.

1229
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,410
I want an outsider brought in.

1230
01:26:00,050 --> 01:26:01,540
There's a specialist.

1231
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,750
Calls himself Mr. Goodkat.

1232
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:13,890
Fine.

1233
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,530
Tell him he can expect me
in the morning.

1234
01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:24,370
You ready?

1235
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:26,300
Yeah.

1236
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,000
There's just that one last thing.

1237
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,170
Uhh!

1238
01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:43,150
Mr. Goodkat...

1239
01:26:43,690 --> 01:26:45,320
It's been a long time.

1240
01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:51,890
I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting, Mr. Goodkat,

1241
01:26:51,970 --> 01:26:53,770
so I'll get right down to business.

1242
01:26:56,040 --> 01:27:00,440
Slim Hopkins, the man who
ran my book, was hit yesterday.

1243
01:27:01,310 --> 01:27:03,470
And I guess
you've already heard about...

1244
01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:05,910
...my son.

1245
01:27:05,980 --> 01:27:07,210
Yes, I heard.

1246
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,780
I need you to sort it out for me.

1247
01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:12,580
Who's the mark?

1248
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:14,280
Yitzchok.

1249
01:27:17,390 --> 01:27:19,260
Yitzchok The Rabbi's son?

1250
01:27:19,330 --> 01:27:21,230
Remember The Rabbi?

1251
01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:23,270
I remember The Rabbi well.

1252
01:27:23,330 --> 01:27:24,660
The thing is...

1253
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,830
...it can't look like a job.

1254
01:27:28,670 --> 01:27:31,900
If Yitzchok gets hit,
The Rabbi will go to war.

1255
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:38,780
So I need you to make it look
like it ain't what it is.

1256
01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:41,310
Can that be done?

1257
01:27:42,150 --> 01:27:43,620
Anything can be done.

1258
01:27:46,020 --> 01:27:47,290
Good.

1259
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:48,750
How?

1260
01:27:48,830 --> 01:27:51,020
Kansas City Shuffle.

1261
01:27:53,030 --> 01:27:54,790
I'm not familiar with the term.

1262
01:27:57,570 --> 01:27:59,330
I'll need to see Slim's books.

1263
01:28:00,570 --> 01:28:02,730
Slim's books were taken
when he was hit,

1264
01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:05,400
but I do keep copies.

1265
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,170
What are you looking for?

1266
01:28:15,450 --> 01:28:16,480
This is our guy.

1267
01:28:16,550 --> 01:28:19,080
Nick, 1729.

1268
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,790
Nick Fisher.

1269
01:28:22,860 --> 01:28:24,020
Why him?

1270
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:26,320
A loser.

1271
01:28:27,530 --> 01:28:28,520
Pick him up.

1272
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,860
Bring him here.

1273
01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:39,980
Still not talking
to each other, huh?

1274
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:41,480
Can't say that I blame you.

1275
01:28:42,110 --> 01:28:43,940
- Why are you here?
- Big job.

1276
01:28:44,010 --> 01:28:47,250
I was under the impression
you no longer work New York.

1277
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:50,880
Like I said, very big job.

1278
01:28:50,950 --> 01:28:55,150
And you thought as long as you're in town,
you drop by, see your old pal Schlomo.

1279
01:28:55,230 --> 01:28:58,060
Say, "Hello! How 'bout them Yanks?"

1280
01:29:00,630 --> 01:29:01,650
No.

1281
01:29:01,730 --> 01:29:03,560
But something like that.

1282
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,300
Only problem

1283
01:29:07,370 --> 01:29:09,600
is you and I aren't old friends.

1284
01:29:09,670 --> 01:29:11,070
And I hate baseball.

1285
01:29:11,140 --> 01:29:12,510
And since we're not friends

1286
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:14,570
and you hate baseball,
why the fuck are you here?

1287
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,670
It's because we're not friends
that I'm here.

1288
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:21,910
Because if we had been friends,
I wouldn't have been hired to kill your son.

1289
01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:24,250
'Cause that is right
at the top of my list of things

1290
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:25,980
that friends do not do to their friends.

1291
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:30,420
The good news for you
is my friendship is for sale.

1292
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:34,560
You see, it seems to me
that your son means more to you alive

1293
01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:36,120
than he does to The Boss dead,

1294
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,960
and more money means more to me
than less money.

1295
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,400
And you are the guy that sleeps
with all that green under your mattress.

1296
01:29:43,810 --> 01:29:45,140
I'm listening.

1297
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,600
You will pay me double
to kill The Boss

1298
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:49,800
what The Boss was
paying me to kill Yitzchok.

1299
01:29:52,550 --> 01:29:53,710
That...

1300
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,620
That will make us friends.

1301
01:29:57,450 --> 01:29:58,440
Right, Rabbi?

1302
01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:02,260
Hmm?

1303
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,460
And since friends do favors for friends,

1304
01:30:09,530 --> 01:30:11,160
you'll do a favor for me.

1305
01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:12,290
Pray tell.

1306
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,990
What is this favor?

1307
01:30:14,070 --> 01:30:16,270
Concerns a matter of debt collection.

1308
01:30:16,340 --> 01:30:17,740
One debt in particular.

1309
01:30:17,810 --> 01:30:19,240
Whose?

1310
01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:20,940
A flop from Benny's book.

1311
01:30:21,010 --> 01:30:22,570
Goes by the name of Nick Fisher.

1312
01:30:22,650 --> 01:30:23,980
Who is he?

1313
01:30:24,510 --> 01:30:26,070
Just a loser.

1314
01:30:26,150 --> 01:30:28,140
You just made a lot of money.

1315
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,520
And then I was free to come and go
as I pleased.

1316
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,130
Hmm?

1317
01:30:50,210 --> 01:30:53,640
Whatever they're paying you.

1318
01:31:02,450 --> 01:31:03,750
There is no "they."

1319
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:07,320
I did this to you.

1320
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,320
- Me.
- You?

1321
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,830
Me.

1322
01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:22,200
Who are you?

1323
01:31:25,610 --> 01:31:26,940
Who is he?

1324
01:31:27,910 --> 01:31:31,750
Considering he no longer has fingerprints,
I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.

1325
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:33,780
What about dental records?

1326
01:31:33,850 --> 01:31:36,250
Sure. As soon as you find
the bottom half of the jaw.

1327
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:38,950
Then all we need to do is find out
who the dentist was.

1328
01:31:40,660 --> 01:31:42,490
What a fucking mess.

1329
01:31:43,690 --> 01:31:46,090
Hey, Brikowski, it's Marty.
You there?

1330
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:49,330
We found two more bodies to go along
with the two you already got.

1331
01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:51,860
All right, I'll be right over.

1332
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:54,090
Did you ever get a hold of The Rabbi

1333
01:31:54,170 --> 01:31:56,660
so he could get down here
and identify what's left of his kid?

1334
01:31:56,740 --> 01:31:59,140
Negative. We've been calling
for the last hour.

1335
01:31:59,210 --> 01:32:00,200
No answer.

1336
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:01,900
Send somebody over.

1337
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,140
Copy.

1338
01:32:05,180 --> 01:32:07,980
You all right?
You look a little shook up.

1339
01:32:08,050 --> 01:32:09,540
No, I'm fine.

1340
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,510
All right.

1341
01:32:35,510 --> 01:32:36,670
Yeah.

1342
01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:38,980
Hey, Brikowski, it's Murphy.

1343
01:32:39,050 --> 01:32:40,480
Hey, Murph.
What's up?

1344
01:32:40,550 --> 01:32:43,880
Harry Kello came by today.
You remember Harry.

1345
01:32:43,950 --> 01:32:45,890
Retired a few years ago,
his wife just died,

1346
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,250
so he likes to come in
a couple times a week, talk shop,

1347
01:32:48,330 --> 01:32:49,850
tell bedtime stories to the rooks,

1348
01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:52,690
starts every sentence
with "the way things used to be."

1349
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:53,750
Guy living in the past.

1350
01:32:53,830 --> 01:32:55,060
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about him?

1351
01:32:55,130 --> 01:32:58,230
Anyway, we're making small talk,
guy says he can't complain,

1352
01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:00,130
then all he does is fucking complain.

1353
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,670
His dead wife,

1354
01:33:01,740 --> 01:33:03,600
the leg he got shot in,
his crappy pension,

1355
01:33:03,670 --> 01:33:07,110
but then he stops when he sees
the picture Marty snapped of your kid.

1356
01:33:07,180 --> 01:33:08,510
Just stares at it.

1357
01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:10,510
I say, "What is it?
You know the kid?"

1358
01:33:11,410 --> 01:33:13,940
Thing is he ain't looking at the picture,
he's looking at the name,

1359
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:15,780
'cause I got it written down
at the bottom.

1360
01:33:15,850 --> 01:33:17,720
He knows that name Slevin.

1361
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,670
I have that same phone.

1362
01:33:52,890 --> 01:33:54,580
About an hour later,
the phone rings.

1363
01:33:54,660 --> 01:33:56,650
It's Harry. He's talking like
a goddamned machine gun,

1364
01:33:56,730 --> 01:33:59,250
going on and on
about a horserace back in '79.

1365
01:34:02,630 --> 01:34:04,100
Aqueduct.

1366
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,470
7 horse, tenth race.
Ring a bell?

1367
01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:18,240
It was
a drugstore handicap, big windup,

1368
01:34:18,310 --> 01:34:21,370
around the time The Boss
and the Rabbi set up shop in New York,

1369
01:34:21,450 --> 01:34:24,510
before people started waking up
with knives in their backs.

1370
01:34:24,590 --> 01:34:29,320
Anyway, he goes on
about this local legend about this kid.

1371
01:34:29,390 --> 01:34:31,420
His name was Max.

1372
01:34:32,100 --> 01:34:33,390
Come on, come on.

1373
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,870
Max placed a bet
with a bookie named Roth.

1374
01:34:37,930 --> 01:34:41,890
Roth laid the bet off... on you...

1375
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:53,110
...and you.

1376
01:34:59,890 --> 01:35:02,690
But when The Rabbi and The Boss
find out the fix is in,

1377
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:04,950
well, they are the opposite of happy.

1378
01:35:05,030 --> 01:35:08,690
Word comes down
an example is to be made.

1379
01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:11,390
These guys kill everyone.

1380
01:35:11,470 --> 01:35:13,100
And I mean everyone.

1381
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:17,100
Max, his wife, his kid, Roth.

1382
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,110
Even the goddamn horse died.

1383
01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:20,770
These guys went to town
with a tomahawk.

1384
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,370
It was a fuckin' massacre.

1385
01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:26,310
They had to bring in a specialist
to do the kid

1386
01:35:26,380 --> 01:35:28,150
'cause nobody would take the job.

1387
01:35:46,670 --> 01:35:49,000
What've you done with my son?

1388
01:36:05,220 --> 01:36:06,310
You?

1389
01:36:07,590 --> 01:36:09,180
No.

1390
01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:10,920
You're dead.

1391
01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:14,500
You're dead!

1392
01:36:21,570 --> 01:36:22,660
So, Harry's going on

1393
01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:25,970
about how they had to bring in
a specialist to kill the kid,

1394
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,340
but I ain't seeing the connection,
so I says,

1395
01:36:27,410 --> 01:36:29,900
"Harry, what does any of this
have to do with the case?"

1396
01:36:29,980 --> 01:36:32,240
He says, "The horse's name."

1397
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,650
I say, "What about the horse's name?"

1398
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:39,120
He says, "The horse's name
was Lucky Number Slevin."

1399
01:36:39,190 --> 01:36:40,180
What is your name?

1400
01:36:40,260 --> 01:36:41,810
Slevin Kelevra.

1401
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:52,200
You remember this part?

1402
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:04,540
Please!

1403
01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:06,510
I have a family!

1404
01:37:06,580 --> 01:37:08,210
Not anymore you don't.

1405
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:09,270
Henry!

1406
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,520
You fucking bastards!

1407
01:37:16,660 --> 01:37:19,390
You fucking bastard!

1408
01:37:38,820 --> 01:37:41,050
The two of you
killed everything I ever loved.

1409
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:47,920
Fuck you both.

1410
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:18,220
Now, there is no such person
as Slevin Kelevra, as far as I can tell,

1411
01:38:18,290 --> 01:38:20,450
which means the kid
was using a pseudonym,

1412
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:23,720
which is kind of interesting,
him picking the name of a dead racehorse

1413
01:38:23,790 --> 01:38:25,760
and keeping company
with The Boss and The Rabbi,

1414
01:38:25,830 --> 01:38:29,060
seeing as how they had some involvement
with that very same horse.

1415
01:38:29,130 --> 01:38:31,830
I thought to myself, you know,
maybe it means something.

1416
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:36,360
Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence.
Name gotta come from someplace, right?

1417
01:38:37,010 --> 01:38:40,640
I guess none of this really matters
now that the kid's gone cold.

1418
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:47,470
Ah, one more thing.

1419
01:38:47,550 --> 01:38:49,680
We got a new guy in the precinct.

1420
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:52,310
Jewish fella--
funny little guy, talks a lot.

1421
01:38:53,620 --> 01:38:58,930
Anyway, in case you're interested,
he says the name Kelevra is Hebrew.

1422
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,190
Says it means...

1423
01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:02,290
Bad dog.

1424
01:39:10,810 --> 01:39:12,540
Twenty years ago,
he used to be my bookie.

1425
01:39:12,610 --> 01:39:14,740
I used to send my paychecks
over to him.

1426
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,390
Brikowski, you there?

1427
01:41:27,140 --> 01:41:29,110
Your girl made me.

1428
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,670
She took my picture.

1429
01:41:34,580 --> 01:41:36,450
She's gotta go in the ground.

1430
01:41:38,790 --> 01:41:40,020
Okay.

1431
01:42:01,140 --> 01:42:03,200
I have something
I have to tell you.

1432
01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:07,880
He told me that we needed to kill you.

1433
01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:14,750
You're gonna have to trust me.

1434
01:42:27,100 --> 01:42:29,070
Shit.

1435
01:42:31,340 --> 01:42:33,100
He's gonna shoot you here.

1436
01:43:31,370 --> 01:43:33,340
I didn't think you'd understand.

1437
01:43:50,650 --> 01:43:52,450
I'd have understood.

1438
01:43:57,230 --> 01:43:58,690
How'd you find out about us?

1439
01:43:59,530 --> 01:44:01,160
I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead.

1440
01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:03,790
How do you think I found out?

1441
01:44:07,340 --> 01:44:09,130
I thought you might want this.

1442
01:44:49,150 --> 01:44:50,770
I wanna go home.

1443
01:44:50,850 --> 01:44:53,680
Neither of us is going home
for a long time, kid.

1444
01:44:57,450 --> 01:44:59,250
My name is Goodkat.

1445
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:02,250
You can call me Mr. Goodkat.

1446
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:05,730
And it's 20 minutes past 4:00
here at WLNS,

1447
01:45:07,530 --> 01:45:10,120
and here's my new favorite song by JR--
"The Kansas City Shuffle."